Joe Schmoe's definitions

chefskied

To be intoxicated beyond the prudent levels.

Developed by one "Carnack" in southwestern Ontario mid 90's.

Last weekend we went to Burn's beach and got chefskied.

by Joe Schmoe November 30, 2004

bender

The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.

by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005

Moocah

term for marijuana along with limbo, loco, lucas, muggles, airplane, ganja, lamb's bread, snop, tijuana, african bush, bale, bar, bash, and all the common words kids use these days...

hey, peter pan, you wanna smoke some mookah with the lost boys?

Moocah is still illegal in the States.

Moocah should be legal.

by Joe Schmoe February 24, 2005

Majeeda

A woman who is small, and nicknamed mumbo

just about any grandma that ever lived

by Joe Schmoe March 27, 2005

saddier

When a pro can't spell sadder and they think it saddier.

The pro Fire In My Holay was arguing with his friend and typed saddier and his friend laughed at him.

by Joe Schmoe June 26, 2006

mudpirate

Derogatory term used to describe a male who likes to play bumdarts. See homo.

Look at Jerry, what a mudpirate.

by Joe Schmoe May 13, 2005

King of bling bling

The owner of fine jewlerys otherwise known as puerto rican gangstas yo!

Im the king of bling bling baby!!!!

by Joe schmoe May 20, 2004