A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.
Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
by Joe Sabs December 09, 2008
When a small object, action, or any otherwise normally unintimate thing causes an immediate, usually shocking response.
Ash showed Lauren a pic of her bf, and she had a sitting orgasm as soon as she saw him.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.
Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
by Joe Sabs December 15, 2008
To do a girl while she is suspended above the ground. When you (the guy) finishes, you toss her down onto the ground, bed, fishtank, whatever's underneath you.
That guy's jacked, he could probably do it bombs bursting in air twice in one night. She probably wouldn't be too pleased after the first landing, though.
by Joe Sabs February 23, 2008
A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
by Joe Sabs March 05, 2007