Definitions by Joe Sabs
Dinercetessent
Dinercetessents are those delicious foods you can only find at Diners. Since not all diners make delicious food, Dinercetessents are truly a rare find. That is, unless you're in New Jersey. Then, there are so many diners, you really can't not find one that doesn't cook something good.
Dinercetessent by Joe Sabs December 26, 2008
MAB
Mangy-Ass Bastard. This utterance is used when one comes across a person who is mangy, ass, and a bastard. It's shortened to MAB to keep those out of the loop... well, out of the loop.
Nick: How could you associate with that Mangy-Ass Bastard?
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
Tina: I don't know, cause I'm a retart?
Joe: Tina, you're not a retart for knowing a MAB. Everyone knows a couple.
WaRat
Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
WaRat
Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
sitting orgasm
When a small object, action, or any otherwise normally unintimate thing causes an immediate, usually shocking response.
Ash showed Lauren a pic of her bf, and she had a sitting orgasm as soon as she saw him.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
sitting orgasm by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
Bitch Session
A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
Bitch Session by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
Seven Eleven
1. A popular convenience store chain that is usually open 24/7. An awesome place.
2. A woman who has her legs open 24/7 (i.e., she's a slut).
3. Used to sometimes make fun of cops, who use numbers to relate different situations.
2. A woman who has her legs open 24/7 (i.e., she's a slut).
3. Used to sometimes make fun of cops, who use numbers to relate different situations.
1. Let's all meet up at Seven Eleven to get some food.
2. Dude, don't try to date her, she's a Seven Eleven.
3. "Ah, yes, recon, this is Officer Krupke, we have a Seven Eleven at Dunkin' Donuts, proceeding to confiscate their powdered bear claws, over."
2. Dude, don't try to date her, she's a Seven Eleven.
3. "Ah, yes, recon, this is Officer Krupke, we have a Seven Eleven at Dunkin' Donuts, proceeding to confiscate their powdered bear claws, over."
Seven Eleven by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008