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Seven Eleven

1. A popular convenience store chain that is usually open 24/7. An awesome place.

2. A woman who has her legs open 24/7 (i.e., she's a slut).

3. Used to sometimes make fun of cops, who use numbers to relate different situations.
1. Let's all meet up at Seven Eleven to get some food.

2. Dude, don't try to date her, she's a Seven Eleven.

3. "Ah, yes, recon, this is Officer Krupke, we have a Seven Eleven at Dunkin' Donuts, proceeding to confiscate their powdered bear claws, over."
by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008
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multitasking

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.
Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.
by Joe Sabs December 9, 2008
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WaRat

Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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WaRat

Similar to a mall rat. WaRats are socially rejected kids (and sometimes adults) who loiter around Wawa's aisles, parking area, and do no good to anyone. They almost never buy anything, and when they do, it's from money they bummed or yoinked from fellow WaRats or actual consumers.
Dude, let's go around the other entrance, those WaRats are crowding around the front entrance. They look like Girl Scouts, only they aren't there for a good cause... or any cause for that matter.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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sitting orgasm

When a small object, action, or any otherwise normally unintimate thing causes an immediate, usually shocking response.
Ash showed Lauren a pic of her bf, and she had a sitting orgasm as soon as she saw him.

She walked by as he looked up from his studying, and immediately had a sitting orgasm.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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Hovercraft

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007
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Bitch Session

A Bitch Session is where a bunch of friends gather and bitch about all the crap that should be elminated from the face of the Earth, i.e., Stupid people, events that sucked, wastes of time, etc. ad infinitum.
Whenever my friends and I get a break from rehearsal, we go into the back room and have a Bitch Session about all the shit that shouldn't go on during rehearsal, like the time available to have a Bitch Session.
by Joe Sabs December 14, 2008
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