Definitions by Joe Nazmdeh

two bob bits

Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.

Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"

two bob bits by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

gold digger

someone that marries or dates someone just for there money.

That Sleazy Bitch was a gold digger, she stole my credit cards and had it away on her toes!

gold digger by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

Shagging 

When a man drives his errect penis into a womens vagina.

Darren- "Whats the matter?"

Jerry- " I saw my sister shagging my grandfather behind the couch last nite after i had been shagging my sister!"

Shagging by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

tango clear

A Tasty Drink by Tango.

Shit This Tango Clear Is Good.

tango clear by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

tit wank 

when a girl pushes her beautiful babalons together and the man rams his erect penis up and down the middle of them.

Bernard- "Cor' Blimey Did I Give Margeret A fuckin' Last Night. And A Neat Tit Wank!"

tit wank by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

posh wank 

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

posh wank by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

cum

a sticky substance which shoots out your penis like greased lightning.

David - O Bugga.... I Cummed on My Late Grandmothers Tv Control

cum by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005