Joe Nazmdeh's definitions

quim

A Womens VAGINA, Very Cosy place to store your penis;)

Andrew- Fuckin Hell i'd love to get a peek of bethany's quim!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

gold digger

someone that marries or dates someone just for there money.

That Sleazy Bitch was a gold digger, she stole my credit cards and had it away on her toes!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 2, 2006

tit wash

Where a man cums onto a women's titties.

Livvi- Fuckin' Give me A Tit Wash Now!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

gilf

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck.

Did you just see that hot piece of granny ass!? thats some serious gilf mofo!

by Joe Nazmdeh January 13, 2006

GB

The abreviation of either 'Great Britain' or 'Gigabytes'

Example 1: GB is a shit hole....

Example 2: My MP3 holds 34 GB of songs...

by Joe Nazmdeh December 1, 2006

nobcheese

A fuckin' stinky substance which builds up under your Bell end if you dont clean it regularly.

After being ill for a few days in bed, Timothy found that he had a large collection of Nobcheese (Smegma) waiting to be cleaned underneath his bellend.

by Joe Nazmdeh January 7, 2006

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005