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Definitions by Joe C

bestiality

Survivor will have a challenge on who can fuck their animals the best.
bestiality by Joe C April 9, 2005
The ability to read peoples minds!
I became bulimic,
YOU CAN READ MINDS!
bulimia by Joe C April 8, 2005

jeff gordon 

The 2005 Daytona 500 winner and 4 time champion. He won 70 races, 3 Daytona 500's, and 4 Brickyard 400's. He has a lifetime contract with Hendrick Motorsports, meaning he's the best active driver out there today. People don't like him because his car has more value than their trailer home.
The best 3 alltime NASCAR Drivers are Richard Petty, Dale Earnhardt, and Jeff Gordon
jeff gordon by Joe C March 29, 2005

jeff gordon 

4 Time Winston Cup Champion.
Winner of 69 Nextel Cup Races
Can kick anyone's ass out on the track
jeff gordon by joe c December 13, 2004
East Coast Hockey League, minor league hockey, 2 down from the NHL, the equivalent of AA baseball
ECHL HOCKEY RoCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
echl by joe c December 13, 2004

madison square garden 

Where the New York Rangers live.
I want to live their to!
madison square garden by joe c December 13, 2004
NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races.

NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area.

NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills.

NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.
The #24 Dupont Chevy Monte Carlo beat the Wangs Rice Shop Honda
NASCAR by joe c December 13, 2004