Joe Bone's definitions

my ass

1. me, myself, I

2. one's own buttocks

3. (archaic) my donkey

1a. "That bitch drove my ass to drink."

1b. "My ass is the shit."

2. "My ass stinks."

3. "The children laughed when I showed my ass at school."

by Joe Bone March 16, 2005

monkey pie

A very ugly face, typically fat.

"Damn, check out the monkey pie on that kid."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

ROFLSHISMMFP

IM Chat acronym for "Rolling on floor laughing so hard I shit my motherfucking pants."

n00b: "LMAO"
d0rk: "ROFL"
Joe: "ROFLSHISMMFP"

by Joe Bone March 24, 2005

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

snapper

An Irish Catholic. (also, mackerel snapper)

That wake was nothing but snappers.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

yace-ah

Yes sir, especially when responding with great enthusiasm. See yace.

The ah can be drawn out for especially strong situations, as in "ahhhhhhhh".

"Dude you bring the weed?"
"Yace-ah!"
"The good shit?"
"Yace-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

by Joe Bone March 9, 2005

muck

in poker, to fold your hand

The muck pile is the pile of discards. Once your cards are in the muck, it's all over, baby.

"When that guy raised, I figured he had the nuts so I had to muck."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005