Joe Bone's definitions

plumbob

another word for the male member; a penis

Overheard in conversation between otherwise normal males: "Suck on my plumbob and bite my jelly bean bag."

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005

barn dance

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

number three

Urinating (number one) and defecating (number two) simultaneously.

Joe: Damn I got to go.
Jim: Number one or number two?
Joe: Both, bro'.. number three!

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

no limit

A form of poker in which the player may bet all of his chips at any time. See all in. Texas Hold 'Em is often played "no limit" in a tournament setting, but there are many other variations.

"No limit, baby!", -- champion poker player Scotty Nguyen.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

hit the felt

1. To gamble, generally at a table game in a casino.

2. To pass out at said table game.

1. "Yee-ha Vegas! Let's hit the felt!"

2. "After drinking Cuervo all day, that bitch hit the felt and had to be dragged back to her room."

by Joe Bone April 12, 2005

shoyt

World War II era derogatory expression for persons of Japanese ancestry; an acronym for "screaming horde of yellow tyranny."

These goddamned shoyts are giving me a pain in my ass.

by Joe Bone March 22, 2005

pie

A female, or female sex organ, as in "pussy pie".

Dude let's go get us some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005