Joe's definitions

inyan eskrima

A martial art, sometimes called Filipino stick fighting, which uses various weapons, grabs, and strikes. It standardly checks and opponents attack, then either forces them into submission with a well placed lock, or strikes at a nerve cluster. Also the parent of some modern Brazilian martial arts.

My classmate takes Inyan Eskrima, and hates it when perople says he takes karate.

by Joe January 30, 2005

hog

short for Warthog in the game Halo

Joe-getsho hog here quick mofo I got the flag and I need a ride!!!!!!!!!

by Joe January 19, 2005

Eddie Izzard

Hilarity in womens clothes. Not to be confused with a fucking wierdo transvetite.
Has the illusion that everything looks like a huge upside-down squirrel. Fluent in virtualy every language known to man (or woman).

"if youv'e never seen an elephant on skis then you've never been on acid,"

by Joe December 5, 2004

halo

BEST MOFO'N GAME IN DA WORLD every one person should play this game to believe it. Its got one of the best story modes iv'e seen. And multi player mode is unbelievable. Iv'e had it since it came out and i still play it today. ( year 04)

Fucking "A" its tight

by Joe January 8, 2004

booze pooze

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing

example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha

by joe April 23, 2005

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

snogging

kissing

we wuz snogging in the truck.

by joe May 31, 2003