Joe's definitions

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

by joe February 18, 2004

sewer rat

an ugly person who has bigg ass teeth and has no freinds and everyone makes fun of them.

erica is a sewer rat and no one likes them thats why they get everyone to hate them!

by joe February 10, 2005

gomar

1.A stupid camal jockey living in America (noun)
2. Someone who foces their friends to do stupid things while he watches
see dumbass (noun)
3.Gomaring- to be stupid beyond all reason (adv)
4.Gomared- to do something unreasonably stupid for stupidities sake (verb)

example: Mr. Majd tells his friends, "five dollars to the man who can break his leg!" His friends believe him and begin to hurt themselves. Frosty breaks his leg and asks for his five dollars but the Gomar doesnt give it to him. Frosty yells, "goddamn you Gomar!"

by Joe June 28, 2004

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

Budgish

the laguage a budgie (parakeet) speaks. Some times we can decipher it, other times only budgies know what they are talking about.

Listen to my parakeet talk!

sorry, i don't speak budgish

by Joe November 26, 2003

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004