JoNty's definitions
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the baseball bat sizemug. Short for Newtownards ("newt-nards")
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
a town in Northern Ireland where you will find fegs, Richmonds of course, spoons, Rigger and Leonard with their 3 leets
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the Ardsmug. Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
by Jonty April 3, 2005
Get the Jontymug. The emoticon, which is a fun and revolutionary, temporary replacement for the famous emotion :P
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
This symbol represent a lizards tongue, rather than a human one. An can often be more fun then the parent symbol.
Especially usefull when talking about lizards or animals.
Jonty: So how big is your Lizard Ms Thomas ?
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
Ms Thomas: 5 metres
Jonty: Oh, thats tiny even mine is bigger :F
Ms thomas: What can i say? The lizard is still growing :F
by JoNty September 18, 2012
Get the :Fmug. See monster plus
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.
Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the monster timesmug. along with Mayfair, the only cigarettes available in Newtownards for under £2
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
not available in light/smooth flavour, generally bought in packs of 10 for the simple reason that if you have more than £2 you're not going to buy fucking Richmonds
also available in superking or baseball bat size
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the Richmondsmug. An extension of the cheapest cocktail jug available in spoons, the Monster Reef.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
Clearly the monster reef is for fags, but when it becomes the monster plus, with the addition of 2 extra vodkas it is quite acceptable.
by Jonty September 8, 2004
Get the monster plusmug.