JoN's definitions

Zoso

a great name for a dog.

like in : ruff ruff im zoso j. puppers.

by jon March 21, 2004

PBS

Short for Painful Ball Syndrome. This is when the male is aroused for an extended period of time without having an orgasm. See also: blue balls

Dude, I have some wicked ass PBS after seeing my bitch.

by Jon October 19, 2003

hamartophilia

Love of committing sinful acts

by Jon May 22, 2003

Dell

Dell Computers Are As Reliable As Fords, George Bush And Cable TV/Internet.

1. I would buy a Dell, but I think its a sin.

2. Simple, Buy An HP!

by Jon March 15, 2005

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

uncondomable

When a couple has unprotected sex, either in the anus or vagina.

They had uncondomable sex.

by Jon April 7, 2005

god

God, the omniscient, primordial and eternal who created man in his own image and therefore posseses a digestive system, sense organs, limbs and other attributes that would be useless to an immortal being. If God came first, what would he eat or walk upon? Why would he have those five senses if nothing to sense yet existed? And if he has 'always' been here, how long did he sit around doing nothing until he decided to invent the Universe? And why? And if he hadn't yet invented the universe, what exactly was he sitting on? Where is he going to exist if there is nothing to exist in? And what is wrong with the idea that we all just expire and disintegrate and rot?

God help us.

by Jon December 26, 2003