JoN's definitions

slow motion

To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.

by Jon May 13, 2005

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005

Conan O'Brien

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

by Jon March 15, 2005

gobshite

my mate rob

erm, my mate rob is a gobshite

by jon August 13, 2003

soup sandwich

A sandwich that is to be eaten with a soup.

We had spagehtti O's and a soup sandwich.

by Jon October 27, 2003

awesomely

To do something in a manner or method which is awesome.

Dude, there are tons of free virus scanners on the web that work awesomely.

by Jon March 2, 2004

Mordor

From "The Lord of the Rings," the evil land of Sauron the Dark Lord. Please do not ring the front gate after 9PM, thx. -- mgmt

One does not simply waltz into Mordor.

by Jon February 17, 2005