TMTYF

Comes from a Marilyn Manson track. Means a man that is hated by everyone, but lives his life with no regret.

Man can you stop doing a TMTYF on me!!

by John November 03, 2004

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

by John March 02, 2005

cozy

a foam container in which to place a cold beverage

"I got a free beer cozy at the bar last night."

by John April 13, 2005

Niagra Falls

1. A beautiful texas girl in John's eyes who teases him and he will never get; one day John calls her a whore and the next day he's trying to go out with her.

A.K.A. - Kelsie

I hope Niagra Falls is at Zaxby's tonight

by John March 31, 2005

Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.

Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!

by John March 14, 2004

hoisty toisty

Hoisty (hot) Toisty (while Drunk)

At the party, Shanequa looked hoisty toisty

by John January 28, 2005