JoHn's definitions

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

wellis

A silly noob who has no life and plays warcraft 3 all day. works out and is trying to get strong so he can get his dream girl. masturbates a lot.

wellis sucks at warcraft 3, he lost to a total lvl2 noob.

by john August 4, 2004

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

by John March 6, 2003

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Gnome

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

by John October 11, 2004

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

homie

the people u dont turn ur back on

tupac and biggie,50cent and jarule

by john March 22, 2007