moner

Dude, I had a huge moner this morning.
by Joey April 12, 2003
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Zippy the Pinhead

noun.
1.) A complete clusterfuck of ideas strewn together in a mediocre collaboration between alchohol and hand that completely skips the mind and development stages. It is the metaphysical manifestation of all the bad acid trips from the 60's and 70's finally gathered and plotted down on newspaper that seeks to arouse "t3h g1ggL3ZorrZ" in the morning populace that reads them. Meaningless in meaning, pointless in point, it's top priority is to be bathroom tissue. The only strip it'll be useful for is stripping excrememnt from buttholes.

2.) A horrible fucking comic strip.
*At the breakfast table*
"Hey, dad. Did you ever get Zippy the Pinhead?"
"Oh, fuck no."
by Joey December 14, 2004
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Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.
"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."
by Joey December 07, 2004
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macintosh

A computer owned by 1 out of every 1000 computer users. Made to look "pretty" by design, but really has no functionality other than graphic & video editing equipment. Cannot run much of anything, especially no decent games or software.
"Before you give me any further computer instruction, please take note that I have a Macintosh, so in essence, I can probably do nothing you intend on telling me to do."
by joey May 25, 2005
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dragophile

Dragophile: A person who would willingly rape a dragon
dude, you dragophile
by Joey July 03, 2004
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DohShit

1: Response from a male after ripping ass infront of one or more females
2: When one is being sucked into a toilet or bathroom stall
1:Freeman at Pete's house infront of 4 girls: "Hey ladies..." *RRRRiiiippppp" "DOH SHIT!"
2:While Urinating, a stall begins to suck Freeman in: "Ahh... DOHSHIT!"
by Joey April 08, 2003
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baliwood

An Indian movie is made in baliwood.
by Joey September 07, 2004
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