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losertard 

1.)A person who retains the qualities of being a loser, and very stupid.

2.)An actual retard, who everybody makes fun of.
1.)"Goddamnit! You fucking stabbed me!"
"Sorry.."
"You losertard!"

2.)"Dude, Jerry's such a losertard."
Jerry: "Mnggnggghhhaaa..."
losertard by Joey December 11, 2004
Words you can keep

lovetard 

a person who is at a loss when it comes to romancing, flirting or other such activities. i.e. someone who fails at everything to do with love or courtship.
i never get any. I'm a lovetard.
lovetard by DaveZeroZero July 22, 2007

libertardian 

A combination of libertarian and retard. A word which mocks the libertarians as 'libtard' mocks the liberals.
"Hey look, it's the libertardians who think Ayn Rand is god and that capitalism is so wonderful that it should be implemented without any regulation whatsoever"
libertardian by phobos2011 December 30, 2009

Libertard 

A derogatory combination of "Libertarian" and "Retarded".

1. Used to identify a specific brand of libertarian who never shuts the fuck up about their version of "morality" yet demonstrates behavior that makes it obvious they desire all restrictive forces in society to be weaker in order to fuck other people over.

A tyrant wanna-be who calls "Tyranny" against that which stands in his way out of frustration.

2. Used to identify a just plain dumb-as-fuck libertarian, often a basement dweller who believes the government did 9/11 because beams broke at their weakest point just like a bomb would break beams.
It cracks me up when libertards go on about economic Darwinism when they still live in their parent's basement.
Libertard by Jesse_the_Thief September 26, 2010

Libertard 

Mix of libertarian and retard, used to denote a libertarian who is idealistic and has unrealistic expectations for a hypothetical libertarian society.
This libertard the other day was telling me that if we removed all economic regulations the rising tide would lift all boats. Since he's a libertard, he didn't even think about the 19th century implementation that resulted in slavery, wage slavery, poorhouses, slums, child labor, and numerous economic crashes.
Libertard by Snakes on a Wii July 11, 2009

losertarian 

A name given to many of the freelance lunatics who are wrecking the entire libertarian movement. This includes so-called "anarchists" and others who call themselves libertarians but who would really fit in better in the Democratic party or an insane asylum.

The term also describes Libertarian Party members who actually believe their group can win the presidency.
1. Keep an eye on your wife and your stuff around that losertarian.

2. Those losertarians haven't got a snowball's chance.
losertarian by Murray Rothbard July 16, 2008

Lolbertardian 

A combination of lolbertarian and libertard, both pejorative terms for libertarians, especially the obnoxious kind that roam on Internet forums without proper grammar, respect, or arguments defending their position. This species is usually very arrogant and idiotic, otherwise, they grow out of it by grad school
...Lolbertardian
Lolbertardian by Cosman246 December 30, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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