assramer

some who likes to ram ass

Hey you assramers lets go to my place

by Joe October 28, 2003

Italian Stallion

A well-endowed, sexually talented male of Italian descent. Contrast with Irish Curse

The girls call Tony the Italian Stallion and it's not because he runs fast.

by Joe June 28, 2003

whimtwittle

To Masturbate (female)

The sexy receptionist thought noone was looking as she used her cellphone to whimtwittle.

by Joe March 13, 2003

bleach; bleaching it

to stay awake the whole damn night, usually to work on some sort of project.

"Goddamnit, this paper is due at 7:00am, and I've hardly even started. Looks like I'll be bleaching it again tonight."

"Hey man, you look like shit. Let me guess, did you bleach last night?"

by Joe January 14, 2004

Tsaungus

The area between the bottom of the ballsac and the anus or the bottom of the vaginal opening and the anus. AKA guch, gooch, chode.

Put my legs behind my head and lick the chud off my tsaungus.

by joe November 19, 2003

iriver

Iriver is a psuedo ipod maker with the main ipod competitor (if you can call it that) the h100 series that actually has many features not found on an ipod like longer battery life as well as a built in microphone and external mic that come with the player for recording and an FM tuner at the same price as an ipod.

-yo is that an ipod
--no fool, this be an iriver
-oh so you cheap?
--no its the same price

-hey is that an ipod
--no its an iriver, its really a very good product...
-yeah whatever your soo not cool

by Joe December 29, 2004

turtle

a person who is unusually naive for their age, usually due to overprotective parents.

Dan is a turtle. He's 16 years old, and he doesn't know the bases yet!

by Joe February 12, 2003