Jo Mama's definitions

DICKLING

a little dick size of a 2 year olds pinky

when i jackoff i need to use tweezers because my dickling is so small

by JO MAMA November 11, 2003

cramjack

its a device worn between two males having sex. it is worn by both males at the same time. it is worn over both penises. every time the man in the back thrusts, it jacks off the guy taking it in the butt. basically eliminates the reach-around procedure.

i just bought a new cramjack ...yay!!

by jo mama March 2, 2004

drumhole

of course, drumhole can mean many things, but mainly it is a person. a person who is exteremly hilarious. tall and blonde actulli. so yer. but u can interpret the word 'drumhole\ however u want

a person with many talents and extreme good looks

by Jo Mama October 5, 2004

kangaroo

People went to Australia and saw these things that liked to bounce. they went to the aboriginees and where likt "wtf are those things?? *points and fuzzy hopping thing with pouch"* and the aboriginees said "kangaroo" so they thought they were called kangaroos but really kangaroo means "I don't understand your question." in aboriginee.

" lyke oh em gee doubleyou tee eff is that thing? " "kangaroo..??" "ah ok! Kangaroo!!!' *thinks* " i didnt ask you a question you dumb fucker..."

by jo mama October 3, 2004

oenophile

a flat out WINEAU!

Jimmy Bond is an oenophile

by jo mama August 21, 2003

Buck Dich

Arron Glass

Man that damn Buck Dich always wakes me up at 7am jumpin on my back.

by Jo Mama July 28, 2003

harvard

a place where aspiring black people go to get educated while their peers continue to hate on them on no basis whatsoever. many think that harvard kids are nerds who study all the time and have no lives but for a definition of those kids see HATERS.

--yo i met this bangin chic at this fly ass party last weekend. she's both sexy AND educated!

--yo where was this party at?

--it was at HARVARD!

by Jo Mama September 29, 2004