JizzySpunkbubbles's definitions
A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
Get the Handegg Charity Shieldmug. Like Diet Coke but actually tastes like something fit for human consumption, another difference is girls won't buy into it because it doesn't have 'diet' in its name.
'What's the point of Diet Coke still being in production when Coke Zero exists and doesn't taste like half of the periodic table?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 22, 2014
Get the Coke Zeromug. When homosexual attitudes become greatly accept by society, that they influence the behaviour of heterosexual people. The prevalence of metrosexuality can be attributed to the gaytriarchy, where straight males have become self-conscious about their appearance and go through beauty rituals every morning in order to preserve their youthful aurora.
by JizzySpunkbubbles January 17, 2014
Get the gaytriarchymug. The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
Get the missojinnymug. by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010
Get the fud eyesmug. A blogging website for the pseudo-intellectuals who love to be marginalised and victimised by society, that think reblogging nonsensical propaganda from the comfort of behind their computer screen will revolutionise the world we live in.
It is also used by people to post naked photos and videos of themselves on.
It is also used by people to post naked photos and videos of themselves on.
99% of Tumblr are self-proclaimed non-white fat gay disabled vegan transsexual atheist feminists, who blame their insecurities on anyone but themselves. The rest are horny girls.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 8, 2014
Get the Tumblrmug. A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013
Get the Fachtmug.