missojinny

The spelling of 'misogyny' to mock third wave feminists, as a result of their persistent cries of sexism over trivial first world problems.
Jen: 'It's sexist to see women objectified like this in the media.'
Dave: 'O TEH MISSOJINNY!!!!!! They wouldn't have agreed to do it if they have a problem with sexism, would they?'
by JizzySpunkbubbles September 16, 2014
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fud eyes

A derogatory term for someone who has narrow eyes, primarily those from the Far East.
OI, FUD EYES! MAKE US SOME NOODLES.
by JizzySpunkbubbles October 13, 2010
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No Russian

Unarguably the most controversial aspect of popular video game Modern Warfare 2 (or just in video gaming altogether).
A level early on in the game, which is the catalyst to the rest of the story line, where an undercover CIA agent joins a group of Russian ultranationalist terrorists to engage in killing innocent civilians at Sheremetyevo International Airport in Moscow (renamed Zakhaev International Airport, after the prequel Call of Duty 4's antagonist).
You don't need to kill anyone to successfully complete it and at the end, you get killed after being found out that you're an American secret agent. Whilst you lie in cold blood and the Russians escape, the authorities find you which causes mass conflict on both sides of the Pacific.
In certain territories, this level is modified so that killing anyone results in instant mission failure or it has been removed completely. The level can be skipped at no penalty and no reward will be gained from successfully completing it.
Guy #1: What did you think of the No Russian level?
Guy #2: I thought the departure boards flicking to delayed was awesome.
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bean polishing

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."
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out-oppress

When people compete with others to see who can marginalise themselves from society more, by applying as many seclusionary labels to themselves as they can.
Ranjita: "I'm a black one-legged lesbian Muslim immigrant, you can't out-oppress me!"
xΔ d2-nQщo: "Well, I'm a fat depressed autistic trans nonbinary genderqueer asexual otherkin vegan anarchist PoC with disabled leg hair."
Ranjita: "I have no idea what you have just said... Do you want a medal or something?"
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thin privilege

Where fat people blame anyone but themselves -- particularly those much skinnier than them -- for being greedy, lazy and all-round unhealthy slobs.
Thin privilege is having a low chance of developing diabetes and heart disease because of your choice of lifestyle.
by JizzySpunkbubbles July 06, 2014
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Facht

A term coined by Rafael Benitez in 2009, to denote what is apparently indisputable to the orator but is considered speculative to others.
It may be used ironically to speak of what is outrightly true, in a slightly humorous way.
"But I want to talk about fachts. I want to be clear, I do not want to play mind games too early, although they seem to want to start. But I have seen some fachts."
by JizzySpunkbubbles August 20, 2013
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