Jizzy Jan's definitions

Fire

Shit that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH!!!

I touched fire one time in hopes of juggling it. Didn't work out well.

by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010

Assgasm

When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.

me:Dude i had to take a major shit, but the fucking splash gave me an Assgasm.

by Jizzy Jan February 8, 2010

April

The scariest month of the year for people who are gullible and insecure. Particularly because of the "April Fools" holiday jokes, where there are no holds barred.

During April fools, my friends convinced me that my girlfriend broke up with me. Gullible and insecure me fell for the joke. Eventually, they told me they were just kidding. Later that day, my girlfriend broke up with me.

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Land

The shit that you walk on. (unless on a boat or plane....Or on crutches/in a wheelchair) heheh

I'm on land motherfucker

by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010