Jizzy Jan's definitions
A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.
Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?
Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber
Guy 1: Prick...
Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber
Guy 1: Prick...
by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

by Jizzy Jan July 20, 2010

When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.
by Jizzy Jan February 8, 2010

1.) Me:*Jumps off of the empire state building in hopes of flying*..........*quickly falls toward the ground while screaming"SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIIIIIITTT!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"*
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
2.)Rosie O'Donnel(or however the fuck you spell her name i don't care):"Blergh, I tried to get out of bed this morning but my arch nemesis, Gravity, refused to show me mercy"
by Jizzy Jan December 25, 2009

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Guy 1:"Hey I heard you do a good British accent. Is that true?"
Me in a British accent: "Damn skippy hippie."
Me in a British accent: "Damn skippy hippie."
by Jizzy Jan February 6, 2010
