Jizzy Jan's definitions

Fucky

When something is weird, and it creeps you the fuck out.

Spiders are fucking Fucky D:

by Jizzy Jan July 20, 2010

Julumber

A month that you use to get out of things that you don't want to do. Pronounced "Jew-Lumber". It often only makes people think you're a huge a-hole.

Guy 1: Hey when are you gonna get those survey results?

Witty jackass: On the 32 of Julumber

Guy 1: Prick...

by Jizzy Jan January 22, 2010

Schwimmwagon

A boat car-hybrid

Schwimmwagon,get it? Swim-wagon?

by Jizzy Jan January 7, 2010

Damn Skippy Hippie

What you say when someone's asks something to you to which the answer is yes.

Guy 1:"Hey I heard you do a good British accent. Is that true?"

Me in a British accent: "Damn skippy hippie."

by Jizzy Jan February 6, 2010

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Assgasm

When taking a huggeee crap, right as it drops into the water of the toilet, it creates a huge splash. The water from the splash then shoots up into your rectum causing a cold tingling sensation, somewhat like an orgasm, but cold. Thus causing an assgasm.

me:Dude i had to take a major shit, but the fucking splash gave me an Assgasm.

by Jizzy Jan February 8, 2010

Fire

Shit that you do not, I repeat, DO NOT WANT TO FUCKING TOUCH!!!

I touched fire one time in hopes of juggling it. Didn't work out well.

by Jizzy Jan February 4, 2010