by Jimmy Dink March 09, 2017
A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.
Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!
by Jimmy Dink March 06, 2017
Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.
David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.
by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017
An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.
by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019
She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
by Jimmy Dink July 01, 2017
After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017