Jimmy Dink's definitions

assus interruptus

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

lucky widow

Rich women who benefited immensely by marrying and then having their husband die.

Wow, Yoko and Anna Nicole were sure lucky widows.

by Jimmy Dink March 15, 2017

ruddy rat

A used and bloody tampon.

It was great that Monica had two female roommates but the bathroom garbage was a horror show with a graveyard of ruddy rats lying dead in the can.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017

a back niner

Sodomy on a golf course.

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.

by Jimmy Dink July 11, 2017