defacator

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.
Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.
by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017
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polish my pigeon

She liked the nasty and with both hands, she massaged my anus and my shaft as she began to polish my pigeon.
by Jimmy Dink July 02, 2017
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tampura

Horrible tasting Japaneese food. So bad, it reminds one of deep fried tampon.
Jenny was a terrible cook especially when she served her seaweed logs and tampura.
by Jimmy Dink November 26, 2021
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scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.
As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.
by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020
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limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.
Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.
by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017
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Dicnic

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.
Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.
by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019
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anderson hooper

When I watched CNN last night I could not stop thinking about Anderson Hooper
by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017
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