Jimmy Dink's definitions

mensturaging

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

bacon baller

A man that fucks a pack of bacon, usually inserted inside a plastic tube.

Billy became a major bacon baller after his wife left him.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

skank and file

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.

Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.

by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017

bilbo ball baggins

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

Vulvaleen

A carbon based organic lubricant with high viscosity and even higher sexual pleasure.

Mike entered me quickly and the lack of foreplay was no problem once he slapped a dollop of Vulvaleen on his John Thomas.

by Jimmy Dink October 31, 2019

paradike

A place where the sun is warm, beaches fine and the sand is crowded with lesbians.

Off to lesbos next week. Forecast is great and I can't wait to get to this famous island Paradike!

by Jimmy Dink September 14, 2017

a back niner

Sodomy on a golf course.

Mark and Tony played a lovely round of golf and as the course was wide open, so too was Tony's assehole as they did a Back Niner between holes.

by Jimmy Dink July 11, 2017