Definitions by Jimmy Dink

Pop the Cork 

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

Pop the Cork by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

assus interruptus 

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.

Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!

assus interruptus by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017

skank and file 

Slutty women who are regular average members of a wider group such as trailer parks or bingo clubs.

Joanne fit right in with the skank and file of Dicks Trailer Park community in Virginia.

skank and file by Jimmy Dink March 5, 2017

defacator 

A twisted clown who unleashes their evil by defacating on people's property, often objects with obvious sentimental value.

Max was a long time defacator but his twisted scheme came crashing down when he was caught mid loaf, unloading his payload into the cup on the the 18th green at Pebble Beach Golf Course.

defacator by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

bilbo ball baggins 

X rated gay porn remake of Lord of the Rings. Bilbo Ball Baggins is a dwarf with massive stones and slaps them into many an ass and chin throughout the trilogy. Most notible scenes include Golcum taking a sweating sack to his chin while bilbo splatters his man muck all over Gollies uvula and also in the second movie, the Goo Showers, bilbo taking orc cocks to every orifice simultaneously.

Watched an awesome porn last night with a cool star named Bilbo Ball Baggins

bilbo ball baggins by Jimmy Dink February 23, 2017

bacon fatter 

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

bacon fatter by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

camel smoker 

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

camel smoker by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017