Jimi Ralphman's definitions

Caribbean Parakeet

Carabiners and paracord used for hammock hanging.

That rope isn't going to hold... Caribbean Parakeet!

by Jimi Ralphman July 10, 2020

substiboot

A plastic bag or tissue box you use in place of a lost shoe when last night yields many questions.

What? Where am I & why am I wearing a substiboot!?

by Jimi Ralphman January 23, 2023

Sydney Applebaum

Jewish Dracula

I was gonna watch Blackula, but Hulu only has Sydney Applebaum.

by Jimi Ralphman February 9, 2024

Byron

Name given to male children born on a ranch that consume only citrus.

Byron dips lemons in ranch dressing!

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

city wok

generic name used for Chinese restaurants

Try the City Chicken, it's the best thing at City Wok!

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Dom ass

Name for a bartender that forgets to put in the fucking oyster order!

Why!? Dom ass why?

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Baby Pelican

Term used for an individual with an innate ability to swallow large objects.

That girl is a real baby pelican, IF you know what I mean.

by Jimi Ralphman April 13, 2023