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Definitions by Jimi Ralphman

Ann Franked

We really Ann Franked the fuck outta the Howe Cavern Lantern tour.
Ann Franked by Jimi Ralphman October 27, 2025

Sydney Applebaum 

I was gonna watch Blackula, but Hulu only has Sydney Applebaum.
Sydney Applebaum by Jimi Ralphman February 9, 2024
The deepest part if Oxnard California
If ya need a big ol' silver belt-buckle, go to Oaxnard! Also birria...
Oaxnard by Jimi Ralphman April 28, 2023

Baby Pelican 

Term used for an individual with an innate ability to swallow large objects.
Baby Pelican by Jimi Ralphman April 13, 2023
Name for a bartender that forgets to put in the fucking oyster order!
Why!? Dom ass why?
Dom ass by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023
Name given to male children born on a ranch that consume only citrus.
Byron by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023