Jimi Ralphman's definitions

substiboot

A plastic bag or tissue box you use in place of a lost shoe when last night yields many questions.

What? Where am I & why am I wearing a substiboot!?

by Jimi Ralphman January 23, 2023

Byron

Name given to male children born on a ranch that consume only citrus.

Byron dips lemons in ranch dressing!

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Ann Franked

Verb. Past tense.

We really Ann Franked the fuck outta the Howe Cavern Lantern tour.

by Jimi Ralphman October 27, 2025

city wok

generic name used for Chinese restaurants

Try the City Chicken, it's the best thing at City Wok!

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Oaxnard

The deepest part if Oxnard California

If ya need a big ol' silver belt-buckle, go to Oaxnard! Also birria...

by Jimi Ralphman April 28, 2023

Dom ass

Name for a bartender that forgets to put in the fucking oyster order!

Why!? Dom ass why?

by Jimi Ralphman April 10, 2023

Sydney Applebaum

Jewish Dracula

I was gonna watch Blackula, but Hulu only has Sydney Applebaum.

by Jimi Ralphman February 9, 2024