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over stuffed hamburger

When A girls pussy lips are really big, brown and meaty. The meatflaps hang extra low and some times drip sauce and the whole thing stinks like Mcdonalds.
She lifted up her skirt and I stared in terror at her over stuffed hamburger.
She straddled Tylers face and feed him a over stuffed hamburger.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
mugGet the over stuffed hamburgermug.

shmagma

1.The filth that gathers in the foreskin of filthy uncircumsized people.
2. The gooey crap that gathers in the corner of your eye, in the middle of the night.
Tyler had been visited by the shmagma fairy in the middle of the night and he had shmagma all over his face. ( The shmagma fairy being a filthy uncircumsized 300 pound man named bubba).
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
mugGet the shmagmamug.

beeb

1) Rasist term for people with dark skin.

2) Persons from in different country and speaking broken english that try to sell you shit you don't need. ie. The beach donkeys in mexico.
Tyler went to visit the beebs well on vacation and ended up getting the shits from eating the beeb food, then well drunk from drinking to much beeb beer the beebs ripped him off selling him beeb trinkets.
by Jimboozie May 5, 2004
mugGet the beebmug.

chota

1. The loose skin between a guys balls and his anus. Well with in the DMZ
2. Wrinkled skin of inbetween. Not to be cunfused with Yoda who has wrinkled skin of green.
Tyler often touches his chota then smells his fingers when no one is watching.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003
mugGet the chotamug.

shimmy up the mule

1. Doing something pointless.
2. The term shimmy means to dance shaking from the shoulders. A mule is another word for donkey Aka ass. It literally means dancing with an ass. In modern lingo means dancing with a phat ass bitch.
3. Also refers to masterbating. Sometimes fantasizing about donkeys.
Tyler was feeling lonely so he desided to shimmy up the mule.
When I go out to clubs I shimmy up the mule.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
mugGet the shimmy up the mulemug.

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
mugGet the get retardedmug.

let's get retarded

1. My personal battle cry.
2. See get retarted
I screemed let's get retarded and the boozie begain to fly, and soon Tyler was passed out in the van.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
mugGet the let's get retardedmug.

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