by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 04, 2003

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003

1. Dogs with in the first year.
2. The exact size of brests that you would be mosy comforable planting your face between.
2. The exact size of brests that you would be mosy comforable planting your face between.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

1. Sniffing, or puttong your face on girls bicycle seats. Favored target is Chubby girls or girls with a yest infection because of the strong aroma.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
2. Bitting the bubbles of your farts in water, or the farts of others in extream cases.
Tyler was well knowen at the local bike rack for his snarfing.
Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
Tyler would hang out in the shallow end of the pool snarfing all day long.
by Jimboozie October 15, 2003

1) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
2) When a stituation gets bad and you have no firesupport from your friends but you need to get the hell out of dodge RIGHT NOW. Your only choice is to pop smoke. ie When your pinned down by a fat chick chating to you in the bar and your buddys won't come any where near you to bail you out.
2) Make up any excuse to get away from your curnt situation, often envolving poorly constructed lies about needing to something you forgot or going out for a smoke (if you smoke or not).
3) Popping smoke will often save you hours of awkward conversation and wishing you where dead. It is slightly nicer then just walking away from someone or telling them to shut up.
After Tyler banged that fat chick he picked up at the bar, then he popped smoke and got the fuck out of there before she stopped jiggling.
by Jimboozie May 06, 2004

1. Four, six packs of beer, or a flat of 24. Aka two four.
2. A veriation of the famous sixty-nine position. The main differance is one member is in a wheelchair.
2. A veriation of the famous sixty-nine position. The main differance is one member is in a wheelchair.
Tyler is often found drinking a six four of beer before going to the bar. Then picking up a handicap girl and putting her in the six four position before making sweet love to her.
by Jimboozie October 14, 2003
