not scottish

when something is simply not scottish

if it's not scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

by Jimbob December 02, 2003

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

strata coaster

A roller coatser that is over 400 feet high

Top thrill dragster at Cedar Point

by Jimbob January 09, 2005

Dacto

a black person.

hey hirby, check out that dirty dacto over thur.

by jimbob November 17, 2003

dud

describing a nuclear/explosive device when object does not detonate upon impact of Iraqi soil or Saddam's face

The nuke we sent over to Saddam's palace was a dud.

by Jimbob January 18, 2004

Hug

Something to forget in favor of the hump-de-hump

"Bitch, does it look like I wanna hug?"

by Jimbob September 05, 2003

tits

either a) a variety of soft drinks found under the couch or b) a species of pickle that has been crossbred with a wild mountain shazwar.

1) the tits were found under the couch.
2) the tits garumphed over the candickery.

by Jimbob December 11, 2003