D-Pak

someone who tries to get a diet but fails miserably at it

a physically well-rounded person

OMG look at the d-pak

yea he must have eaten 5 donuts in less than a second

WHAT A D-PAK

by jimbob October 12, 2003

buttsekz

see "buttsex"

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.

by jimbob November 14, 2002

Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.

by jimbob September 20, 2003

suck up

Somebody who will generally do ANYTHING for another person, and they will agree to anything said by that person as well. They will never disagree nor argue no matter what. Also known as a sheep

Hey Omar, stop sucking up to Harry!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

hello ladies

what u say when u enter a room full of either
a. nothing but fine women
b. nothing but dorky guys
c. one girl and more than 3 guys

w0w, jay certainly did take the cake

by jimbob February 15, 2003

trillex

super bitch who is mad :) and also super cool :D

trillex is marvy and super

by jimbob April 02, 2005

horn

To be 'on the horn', usually used when single to mean horny, and no-one but yourself to indulge with.

Oh man, I was on the horn last week... i had to jack off three times in one day.

by jimbob August 29, 2004