Jim Ference's definitions

wop

"watering of plant". A man, any man, not necessarily
Italian or of Italian descent, that keeps his plant
well watered. i.e. a great lover.

Jim, you're _such_ a wop.

by Jim Ference November 24, 2007

plants

orgy or orgiastic activity

We're Watering Our Plants WithOut Pants (wopwop).

by Jim Ference November 25, 2007

gas

An acronym for Greed, Avarice, Selfishness

I just fucked the Emperor.
"Man, that's gas."

by Jim Ference November 23, 2007

truffle

A piece of shit from a woman's ass.

I cleaned her bathroom. She offered me a truffle
which I accepted con mucho gusto (with the greatest
relish).

by Jim Ference November 26, 2007

negaucheiation

Left-handed negotiating. Usually "negotiators" have
most or all of the power. There's a word in Spanish,
"recatado". It's the same as "demure", only now I'm
embarassed.

I tried to negaucheiate with my boss, the woman
superintendent. I told her, look, I'll clean the
kitchen or the bathroom, con mucho gusto, as long
as I don't have to clean the attic.
negaucheiation

by Jim Ference November 25, 2007

sane

An acronym for Socially Acceptable Neural Environment

Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).

by Jim Ference November 25, 2007

wopwop

Stands for "Water(ing) Our Plant(s) WithOut Pants"
A plant is a factory. Offensive to women?
I don't give a @#*$#&%!!! shit.

wopwop
I don't have one. Instead I'll make a pun which
explains the last tag.
"Sex is like a sneeze. Then what's a Rajsneeze?"

by Jim Ference November 25, 2007