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We're Watering Our Plants WithOut Pants (wopwop).
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
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wop

"watering of plant". A man, any man, not necessarily
Italian or of Italian descent, that keeps his plant
well watered. i.e. a great lover.
Jim, you're _such_ a wop.
by Jim Ference November 24, 2007
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plant

uterus (pear-shaped muscular organ of gestation located
in the pelvis).
We're watering our Plant.
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sane

Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).
by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
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Raisin

clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).
by Jim Ference November 26, 2007
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Dent

Woman who has the word "Superintendent" somewhere
in her job title.
Man, that Dent Pat keeps riding my ...

'Dent, dent, and 'dent are also acceptable?
by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
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Raisin

clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
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