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Definitions by Jim Ference

clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
I nibbled on Dolores's Raisin until she sneezed.
She gave me her coold. I'd never had a coold before.
An hour later I sneezed too.

Her freakuency isn't that great. Her Raisin smalls better
than her eggs, but only slightly. Other than that,
I'm a vegetarian. Gandhi-ji thinks I'm a saint.
(Please check out Autobiography of a Yogi by
Paramahansa Yogananda. PM is a scream.)

We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).

Incidentally, I see you already have a def for freakuency.
Then, what's a Rajsneeze? Is it when a dude takes an OD
of Risperdal and the next 2 times he sneezes, it takes
over his entire body instead of just remaining in his
snatch? Scary... BTW, never taken Cialis or Viagra.

Give Al my regards.

50YOV
Raisin by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
Woman who has the word "Superintendent" somewhere
in her job title.
Man, that Dent Pat keeps riding my ...

'Dent, dent, and 'dent are also acceptable?
Dent by Jim Ference November 27, 2007
I cleaned her bathroom. She offered me a truffle
which I accepted con mucho gusto (with the greatest
relish).
truffle by Jim Ference November 26, 2007
clitoris (I don't know where it's located but I hear it
smells magically delicious).
We bought Dolores's Raisin before she had any children.
The SM Raisin Girl sold it to us. She knows some people
in the Glitz Biz. Benjamin's son visits her house regularly.
Anyway, she's been sneezing 3 times a day since she was
14 (Drew disputes this).
Raisin by Jim Ference November 26, 2007
A Turkish person or one of Turkish descent.

BTW, Turkish women are known for having great thighs
and breasts butt not much of a
Hey, Chicken. Wanna drive up to Belmont?
I'll let you drive my stick.
Chicken by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
Man, Ahmadinazhad is so sane (sarchasm).
sane by Jim Ference November 25, 2007
Stands for "Water(ing) Our Plant(s) WithOut Pants"
A plant is a factory. Offensive to women?
I don't give a @#*$#&%!!! shit.
wopwop
I don't have one. Instead I'll make a pun which
explains the last tag.
"Sex is like a sneeze. Then what's a Rajsneeze?"
wopwop by Jim Ference November 25, 2007