Lavos

"Ayla's word, La mean big, vos mean fire." Lavos came to earth in the year 65,000,000,000 BC. He does not become a true threat until the year 1999 however. He is Magus's archnemesis and the final boss of Chrono Trigger.
Lavos...
Ayla: Ayla no give up, Alya win or die
Magus: Come on out, now...
by Jim June 09, 2004
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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
by Jim February 24, 2005
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summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.
That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.
by Jim August 27, 2003
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penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.
Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!
by Jim September 29, 2003
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lopez

Hey Lopez you there?
by Jim December 09, 2004
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corona

without a lime, this corona tastes like mexican piss
by jim May 13, 2005
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