Jim's definitions

freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Danielle!

by jim October 10, 2005

hatfull of ass

a hat containing many an ass.

man 1:"i just bought a hatfull of ass!"
man 2:"NEAT!"

by jim May 7, 2005

strogan

Random word with no actual definition. Exclaimed at random times for a laugh.

"Okay, you two are going to play Russian astronauts in this scene."
"STROGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Jim September 3, 2004

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 1, 2003

bellend

(alex k e double rr is a bell = bellend

kerr + Bell = bellend

by jim January 27, 2004

deaf jockey

Someone who drives around in a car with speakers blaring so loudly he can't hear shit but you can't help but hear the crap he's listening to.

That deaf jockey hit the fire engine in the intersection. Fool couldn't hear the siren.

Hey, deaf jockey, get the shit outta your ears.

That deaf jockey's so earless he can't hear anyone talking in a normal tone of voice.

They heard the deaf jockey coming miles away and set up the ambush, blowing his dumb ass off the road with an RPG.

by Jim April 14, 2005

goosoi

sykotic team drinker

fausted in heineken

by jim February 7, 2004