Definitions by Jibbity Jub-Jub

The Quad-Laser 

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

The Quad-Laser by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

Rod Ramming 

Very similar to a jousting match during the medieval era, but using penises instead of large, metal spears. Two men will charge at each other naked with their hands tied behind their backs and massive erections. The winner is decided when a man gets hit so incredibly hard by the other man's erection that he falls over.

Jim and Dan both wanted something, so to decide who gets what they want they both agreed to a Rod Ramming match.

Rod Ramming by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Slumber Dick 

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

Slumber Dick by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 9, 2015

Shmig 

a cigarette.

Hey dude can I bum a shmig?

Shmig by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

rits bits tits 

When someone has really small nipples.

girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!

rits bits tits by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

Crapbelly

When your stomach region gains a noticeable amount of weight after a substantial meal, which is then followed by taking a massive crap.

guy 1: dude, you see that girl over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: why is her stomach so big but not the rest of her body?
guy 2: Looks like she has a typical case of crapbelly.

Crapbelly by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

Ohshitno 

An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.

person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!

Ohshitno by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015