Ohshitno

An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.

person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 08, 2015

rits bits tits

When someone has really small nipples.

girl 1: oh no, Dan is taking off his shirt again.
girl 2: oh god, he has rits bits tits!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 08, 2015

Crapbelly

When your stomach region gains a noticeable amount of weight after a substantial meal, which is then followed by taking a massive crap.

guy 1: dude, you see that girl over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: why is her stomach so big but not the rest of her body?
guy 2: Looks like she has a typical case of crapbelly.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 08, 2015

Raunchy

Someone or something that is pretty damn disgusting.

person 1: Dude, did you see Christian Bale's body in that movie 'The Machinist'?
person 2: God, his body was so Raunchy!
person 1: I know!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 08, 2015

Slumber Dick

When a man has consensual sex with his woman whilst still being asleep.

Jane was pleasantly awakened by Mike giving her his slumber dick.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 09, 2015

The Quad-Laser

An inescapable, slow-moving laser that fires a two-dimensional square in three Dimensions. Invented by the Mooninites.

No one can escape the The Quad-Laser!

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 10, 2015

Shmig

a cigarette.

Hey dude can I bum a shmig?

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 08, 2015