penn goggles

The transformation of the retinas of the eyeballs in students of the University of Pennylvania. This phenomenon inhibits the ability of the retina to correctly reflect light patterns, which results in a greatly miscontstrued judge of beauty. A slow acting affliction, taking course over much time, growing stronger constantly. Close relative of beer goggles.

Yo man, when I first met her I didn't think she was pretty at all, but now that penn goggles are in full effect, I want to fuck the shit out of her!

by Jim September 29, 2003

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 09, 2004

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

im flapping my wings

i dont care, im ot interested

im flapping my wings

by jim March 04, 2003

summer teeth

An oral condition where some teeth are there, and some aren't.

That girl from West Virginia has some serious summer teeth!

Ever since the Stanley Cup Playoffs last season, he's been flashing a "mouthful" of summer teeth with every smile.

by Jim August 27, 2003

corona

mexican piss !

without a lime, this corona tastes like mexican piss

by jim May 13, 2005

O.H.B.

Short for "Old hateful bastard"

"I'm sick of that O.H.B."
"So's his wife"

by JIM February 18, 2004