monkey

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

by jim February 25, 2005

ragworthy

Ragworthy means that a person is worthy of a 'Rag' (intercourse, of a mindless, emotionless nature. not to be confused with lovemaking).

"shit dude, that chick is ragworthy!"
"hells yeah!"

by Jim February 21, 2005

hillbilly herion

n. the prescription painkiller OxyContin.

Ever since he went on disability he just sits around blitzed on hillbilly herion.

by jim June 24, 2003

Power Puff Girl

one of three cute lil kindergarteners who save the world with special powers. Said powers include ICE BREATH and FLAMEY EYE THINGS... they were created from sugar, spice, eeverything nice, ans chemical X.

OH NO, that giant bunny rabbit ate my prize winning BIG ASS carrot.... somebodt call the Powerpuff Girls on that nifty blinking phone.

by Jim July 27, 2004

themshitz

Term for any object whatsoever.

Get themshitz outta here, bitch!

Give it to me so I can take a look at themshitz!

by Jim November 25, 2004

pull your card

take you out of circulation - remove your card from the file - kill you.

from the song boys in the hood from nwa - Cuz the boyz in the hood are always hard
You come talkin’ that trash we’ll pull your card
Knowin’ nothin’ in life but to be legit’
Don’t quote me boy, cuz I ain’t said shit...

by jim December 13, 2003

non-anal lawyer

the exact opposite of an ass clown

"you are an ass clown while I, on the othor hand, am a Non-Anal Lawyer"

by jim May 07, 2005