karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game
Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.
by Jim July 16, 2004
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toofah

A word used to refer to a racist. Most likely a Caucasian male.
Originated from the name "Eli Tufano", a slave-owner back in the early days of America. Infamous for his long family line of arrests due to racial crimes. To this date twenty-seven Asians have been kidnapped, tortured and killed- with an addition of 39 African-Americans and 20 Irish peoples. Lisa Tufano, the last of the Tufano family was sentenced to death April of 1980.

Also known as toofa, tufah, tufa, and toopha.
The man that called him a nigger must be a toofah.
by Jim July 23, 2003
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Colin Farrell

Great Actor plays in S.W.A.T best movie Ever.
jessica and jill think colin is so hot.
by JiM March 11, 2005
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stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!
jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner
by jim August 01, 2003
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