JiM's definitions

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

Drilling

To penetrate a woman in a fast 'n' furious style.

" seriously mate I drilled her last night......"

by jim February 17, 2004

Colin Farrell

Great Actor plays in S.W.A.T best movie Ever.

jessica and jill think colin is so hot.

by JiM March 11, 2005

stoma rammer

the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!

jim bob! i've got O-J on my weiner

by jim August 1, 2003