middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 24, 2006
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potato Houdini

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you spit on her back, as soon as she turns around you shoot her with a potato gun in the face
I totally pulled a potato houdini on my girlfriend last night.
by Jim April 11, 2004
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Krang

state of testicular shrinkage and wrinkling often associated with the cold. when shaven, it resembles krang, the diabolical tmnt supervillain.
im getting a krang from all this snow.
by jim February 03, 2005
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yam

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam
by Jim August 02, 2003
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yam

The male gonads of any species
My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam
by Jim August 02, 2003
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A combination of a number of STDs or sexually transmitted diseases. A dirty bitch to stay away from.
That skank has H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B
by Jim November 11, 2003
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magic cookie

a very disgusting game involving a cookie and a bunch of gay guys in a circle
by Jim February 23, 2005
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