Jfman's definitions
On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Humanbumpsmug. a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash
by jfman January 4, 2005
Get the newtmug. Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
Get the Dict Jokesmug. by Jfman September 25, 2015
Get the Snow conemug. I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Pee Flow Treemug. I had to throw away someone else’s K-Cup and fill the reservoir, just to get a cup of coffee. But that’s OK, I don’t mind showing some Keurig Courtesy.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Get the Keurig Courtesymug. I really want some avocado toast, but my avocados are old and I'm scared to see what's inside them. I guess I have advers-ocado.
by Jfman April 16, 2021
Get the Advers-ocadomug.