17 definitions by Jfman

Lanai

Hawaiian for a private porch attached to a hotel room, perfect for having outdoor sex.

We stayed in a great resort and had tons of lanai sex

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Snow cone

A treat made of ice and syrup that serves as sandpaper for the soul

She was all edgey till she had a snow cone

by Jfman August 17, 2015

Panty Liner Line

The unfortunate horizontal marking across a woman’s abdomen when she wears ridiculously tight yoga pants while simultaneously wearing a panty liner.

Dude, check out that babe in the yoga pants...oh...she’s got a panty liner line!

by Jfman November 17, 2018

Selfie Shock

The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.

Ohh, I want a picture of,… who the hell is that? Oh, it’s just me giving myself a Selfie Shock

by Jfman August 30, 2018

Millennial

Some who only knows Sarah McLachlan as that sad animal lady.

Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.

by Jfman December 25, 2018

Humanbumps

On a goose, the condition of their skin when they are in a cold environment and temporarily get little bumps on their skin. Equivalent to goosebumps on a human.

It’s so cold that all the geese have humanbumps.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

newt

a word that originates in Springfield Illinois describing the people who reside on the north side of town, went to Lanphier high school, and are uneducated, dimwitted, nascar watching dirtbags. North End White Trash

joe dirt/ dale earnhart/kid rock

by Jfman January 5, 2005