I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
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Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
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Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
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Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
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2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
2. What I tell strangers when they ask what I do and I want to end the conversation.
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