A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.
Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
by Jfman August 5, 2018
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Mary in conversation with Jane, the Pharmacutioner:
Mary: "I'm sad."
Jane: "Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad because my cat died this morning."
Jane: "Oh. Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad."
Jane: "Have you tried medication?"
Mary: "I'm sad because my cat died this morning."
Jane: "Oh. Have you tried medication?"
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