A specific type of slow motion used in prescription medication commercials to show how much happier people are once they start taking said drug. Side affects include boredom, changing the channel, and/or an irrational fear of having whatever disease the drug treats.
Bill: Change the channel, I hate these pharmamotion commercials.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
Fred: But I might need Diflucan.
Bill: Dude, you don’t even have a vagina.
by Jfman August 05, 2018
The unexpected sensation one gets when using their phone to take a picture, only to discover that they left the camera in selfie mode.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
Me: I still think “Fumbling Towards Ecstasy” is one of the greatest albums ever made.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
Millennial: You mean, Sarah McLachlan, I thought she just wrote songs about abused animals.
by Jfman December 25, 2018