Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021

Jexma

The horrible smell when a woman doesn't clean her vagina

Janes hasn't cleaned her vagina it smells of Jexma

by Jexma August 06, 2021

Fancer

When someone pretends to have cancer to get sympathy and time off work

Pat H keeps saying the growth on his face is cancer but its blatantly fancer

by Jexma September 09, 2021

Ringpiece

When someone doesn't wash themselves or their clothes for days and stink like shit

Reece hasn't washed again he smells like a Ringpiece

by Jexma December 09, 2021

Yard rage

When you lose your temper in your workplace when asked to do something when you are not ready

Jays been asked to move the lorry while he is still loading He has got yard rage now

by Jexma September 15, 2021

Flaming Josh

When you accidentally set yourself on fire

He took some petrol down the beach and set himself on fire what a flaming josh

by Jexma September 09, 2021