Definitions by Jewish madam

whose gravity? 

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.

"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.

whose gravity? by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.

At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.

bademadam by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

r,i,p 

An abbreviation - rascist, ignorant, predator.

Newspaper report on the front cover of the New York Times dated 19th January 2020 - Oh no, not another 4 years. After the previous 4 years every editor of every major American newspaper is sick and tired of having a picture of Donald Trump as their cover story - r,i,p.

r,i,p by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

made in _____, made by _____ 

Said of a person born in one country, but growing up in another country.

An Arab (for example an Iraqi) that has been living in the United States since aged 2 is definitely made in _____, made by _____.

made in _____, made by _____ by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

king of death 

An alternative name for cancer (regardless of type - breast, skin, etc)

Ivana Trump (Donald Trump's first wife) makes a phone call to the White House on 11th April next year to talk to the President to pass on some very distress news. Wailing down the the phone line the person that took the collect call hears"King of Death" as tears roll down her face.

king of death by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

a.m.i.c 

An abbreviation - American migrant in Canada. Especially one that moves to Canada from somewhere in the United States with all his/her living relatives, none of which are particularly liked by the Canadians whose neighbourhood they move into after leaving the USA.

After losing the 2020 American General Election Melania Trump suggests to her hopeless husband that they moved north to Canada. To which Donald Trump responds "Yeah, that's a brilliant idea BABY and then we'll be a.m.i.c".

a.m.i.c by Jewish madam December 26, 2018

tender blender 

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

tender blender by Jewish madam August 9, 2018