face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.

Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.

by Jewish madam July 04, 2018

glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.

Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.

by Jewish madam July 05, 2018

strawberry fareway

A prostitute caught for speeding in golf cart on a major highway.

Donald Trump would flee the scene before ever be caught with a strawberry fareway.

by Jewish madam July 04, 2018

hot dame

Middle aged woman dressed in a sexually provocative manner.

Whoa, my friend look at that it is one hot dame walking this way.

by Jewish madam July 04, 2018

made in _____, made by _____

Said of a person born in one country, but growing up in another country.

An Arab (for example an Iraqi) that has been living in the United States since aged 2 is definitely made in _____, made by _____.

by Jewish madam December 27, 2018

whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.

"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 09, 2018