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glamour stammer

What happens a teenage daughter of a billionaire become after crashing her new Ferrari as a result of drinking all the alcohol at her birthday party.
Paris Hilton would be a complete idiot if the paparazzi captured her on camera being a glamour stammer when she was 16 years old.
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.
A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.
by Jewish madam August 9, 2018
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face worm

A newly engaged couple caught kissing on camera when one of them has hypothermia.
Did you see Donna and Dale outside the ski lodge last week, their face worm was so horrendous.
by Jewish madam July 4, 2018
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flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.
Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"
by Jewish madam July 5, 2018
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whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.
"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
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bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.
At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.
by Jewish madam January 22, 2020
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sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.
My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.
by Jewish madam July 4, 2018
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