Jewish madam's definitions

war yak

A heavily armed police officer on riding a horse.

Look out man here comes a war yak!!!

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

flight fight

A family traveling on an aircraft to somewhere that can't decide what movies to watch in what order before arriving at their destination.

Air Hostess to Mr and Mrs Johnson and the 8 children "Do you really want to spoil this journey for all the passengers just because of your pathetic flight fight?"

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

whose gravity?

Physicists (from both the right and the left political spectrums debating) about gravity, and who owns the concept.

"John Morgan, I didn't come to this conference to argue about whose gravity?" says to a colleague from Germany while attending said conference in Minnesota over the American Independence Day weekend.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

bademadam

A bisexual criminal who sometimes goes by the name of Emily, other times they go by the name Adam.

At the BBQ held somewhere in Chicago, Illinois the local Mafia are planning their next heist, among the invited guests is bademadam.

by Jewish madam January 22, 2020

wedding shotgun

An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.

"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.

by Jewish madam July 5, 2018

going out erect

A cause of death that can only happen to men that once suffered from some sort of erectile dysfunction but somehow was miraculously healed before death came calling.

"RIP Donald Trump" and all his staunch supporters that are not Republican Party members cry out when he is going out erect.

by Jewish madam August 8, 2018

tender blender

A housewife who has purchased a new electrical appliance and she is somewhat timid in first using it, afraid that she might break it into tiny pieces.

A friend of Jamie Oliver was telling him about some tender blender in Manchester.

by Jewish madam August 9, 2018