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The moaning Indian trash bitch called the Whore of Babylon will be fleeing really soon when I arrive in Kenya! This dumbass demon bitch still thinks that she got a chance to steal my man?!?! I don't fucking think so! I got a collection of arms, so don't at with my man bitch!
Leon's my boyfriend! Leon's my man! I will make you shut your fucking mouth from ever making those stupid retard moaning noises to him and I will kill off you invisibility trick. I'm coming for you Whore of Babylon!
Leon's my boyfriend! Leon's my man! I will make you shut your fucking mouth from ever making those stupid retard moaning noises to him and I will kill off you invisibility trick. I'm coming for you Whore of Babylon!
"Tomorrow will be Sarah the Whore of Babylon's last final day of fucking even trying to pursue my boyfriend Leon! She's psychotic demon whore, slut of the Devil thinks she's going to take Leon, just so she prevents going to hell and be Satan's Queen of the World forever?!?! Not a fucking chance! I'm taking her to Hell forever!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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Get the Sarah mug.Merry Christmas Leon! I know we haven't talked much and done some sexting, but I'm busy taking out the whore bitch that keeps following you with her invisibility spell. I'm spying on her ass and ending her soon.
Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!
I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Sarah the Whore of Babylon will fucking pay for messing with you and my bestie Lily. I will knock the shit out of her to Hell forever!
I got some arms, invisibility, and I have trackers installed on her. I will make sure Leon that she doesn't lay a single harm on you. I will make sure her animal fucking be exposed for the world to see. I will make sure justice prevails. Wait on me Leon, we will have sex together soon.
Leon, I love you and miss you so much! I gotta save not only our relationship, but the world as well. You believe in Jesus Leon, don't you? Trust in him! Also, trust me, I got this! - Female Jesus Christ (Leon is mines! He is my boyfriend so fuck off Whore of Babylon Indian trashyass "girl")
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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I fucking loathe the Whore of Babylon Sarah for trying to steal Leon from me (I will never allow that in infinity years! Leon's is mines bitch!), but jokes on her, I got guns and U.S military experience. But anyways, I have fought in the Gulf War, Iraq and Afghanistan War, and have been stationed in many countries, including Germany, Japan, Guam, among many others. I have also met President Joe Biden and voted for him (still support Joe Biden btw).
I am a bisexual, but I have met my one true love, Leon. He is everything I want in a man, and makes me feel complete. I'm also Latina and my parents for some reason named me Jesus Christ, but hey, I love the name.
I'm a total butch girl and I like all things tough (I love my Ford F-250 truck!) and love America like no tomorrow. I also love guns and have quite a collection. I fight like nails! Black belts in all martial arts you can think of, and have some experience in Special Ops. I also lift bro.
I fucking loathe the Whore of Babylon Sarah for trying to steal Leon from me (I will never allow that in infinity years! Leon's is mines bitch!), but jokes on her, I got guns and U.S military experience. But anyways, I have fought in the Gulf War, Iraq and Afghanistan War, and have been stationed in many countries, including Germany, Japan, Guam, among many others. I have also met President Joe Biden and voted for him (still support Joe Biden btw).
I am a bisexual, but I have met my one true love, Leon. He is everything I want in a man, and makes me feel complete. I'm also Latina and my parents for some reason named me Jesus Christ, but hey, I love the name.
I'm a total butch girl and I like all things tough (I love my Ford F-250 truck!) and love America like no tomorrow. I also love guns and have quite a collection. I fight like nails! Black belts in all martial arts you can think of, and have some experience in Special Ops. I also lift bro.
"Why do you like Joe Biden Jesus?" - Some random friend
"Because he reminds me of my Dad!" - Female Jesus Christ
"Because he reminds me of my Dad!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.
I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
He's really funny and he looks and reminds me a lot of my father. I honestly love his green policies and he's pretty rad.
I mean, what's more to say about an old man...oh, I almost forgot that my dad's favorite car is a Corvette, don't know if it's Ford that makes them (don't know much about cars...).
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
Get the Joe Biden mug.Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
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