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What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?
I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!
I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!
I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Leonmug. Let's about this Whore of Babylon bitch named Sarah...where to begin. Let's first start of that she's a terrible thing, I wouldn't even call her human. She loves the Devil like a stupid loser she is and throws a major tantrum like a massive baby the fucking bitch is. I'm surprised that she is even a mother....
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
She has a daughter named Saleen, whom I say is the only human being that is somewhat okay in her family, but she is kidnapped and is held hostage by the fucking criminal scumbag Whore of Babylon with her black thug boyfriend who is just as stupid and immature.
She controls and rules the World, but only through stealing, gagging, scamming rich people using sexual induction, immorality, charm, and witchcraft. She stolen all of the wealth from the alternate dimension from my former classmate Leon, created a clone named Elon Musk (how very cleaver...), and used the stolen wealth to convince rich people to buy into the scam, achieving her goal of being Satan's Queen of the World. Not gonna happen bitch! You will burn and die in hell poor and homeless.
Like honestly, they're very so stupid! Sarah isn't taking my Leon! Fuck her!
"Fuck the Whore of Babylon! She uses time travel to try to get Leon, but she lost her ability to time travel. She's now in Kenya using invisibility to follow Leon. Who do you think this bitch is? I'm currently hunting her down! I'm not fucking afraid of anyone! Leon's my fucking boyfriend! I got AK-47s, AR-15s, fought in the U.S Army for 15 years, have a black belt in Taekwondo, Karate, and Kung-Fu, and she's still stupid enough to keep following. Fuck that Sarah! I'm coming for my Leon!" - (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Sarahmug. A Peter is a great man and I have had such a pleasure of being his neighbor. He is takes his work very seriously and he dedicates a lot to his work, making sure he gets procedures and process working efficiently.
However, I learned that he moved to a townhouse and was very saddened to lose such a good neighbor. However, I hear his neighbor is the worst! She is a trashy neighbor with a little kid and a thug black boyfriend with an Mercedes. She will purposely park her car to prevent my former neighbor Peter from backing out and drive to where he needs to be, also blocking his daughter from going to school.
I hear she got her Mercedes from her black boyfriend who is a drug dealer and is involved in many OnlyFans adult videos and sleeps with tons of women, his neighbor also heavy involved in the adult film industry. His neighbor is Indian...like usual.
Peter is a great neighbor and amazing man.
However, I learned that he moved to a townhouse and was very saddened to lose such a good neighbor. However, I hear his neighbor is the worst! She is a trashy neighbor with a little kid and a thug black boyfriend with an Mercedes. She will purposely park her car to prevent my former neighbor Peter from backing out and drive to where he needs to be, also blocking his daughter from going to school.
I hear she got her Mercedes from her black boyfriend who is a drug dealer and is involved in many OnlyFans adult videos and sleeps with tons of women, his neighbor also heavy involved in the adult film industry. His neighbor is Indian...like usual.
Peter is a great neighbor and amazing man.
"Wow! His Indian neighbor brings massive shame to India! I have many Indians, but she got to be the worse ghetto Indian mother I've ever met. I call her the Whore of Babylon, the slut for Satan. Peter doesn't deserve such a bad neighbor." - Ned Flanders
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Petermug. I just want to say Merry Christmas girl!
Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
Don't feel down and lonely bestie, I will be gone for a while, but I'm doing everything I can to eliminate that bitch Sarah the Whore of Babylon (more like a Whore of Dumbassary for Satan the stupid loser! Satan isn't going to save that bitch, that's for sure!). I will not allow her to steal Leon my boyfriend and I will not allow her to bully you bestie.
I'm saving the World and exposing her for all that she is, I am risking my life for you and my boyfriend Leon. Leon is forever my love and boyfriend. I am spying on her every move, making sure the ammo is fully loaded for when the perfect opportunity shows up.
Stay safe girl, and make sure you get a lot of rest. I will make sure that bitch and her bully cronies will not even bully you anymore. The day she bullies you Lily is over! I will not allow it! The day where she tries to steal my man Leon is forever over and her death will come very soon! I will make sure she's assassinated!
Also, have a Happy New Years bestie! Stay strong girl! Girl power always prevails!
"Lily was my bestie ever since we were children, but long the way I met Sarah and my life completely turned upside down. I knew this bitch didn't belong to this alternative universe and soon realized that she is a fallen angel demon in human flesh, seeking to destroy the World. I regret being Sarah's friend completely! That is why I will do whatever I can to make things right for my girl friend and bestie Lily and my one true love and boyfriend Leon! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
Get the Lilymug. My boyfriend Leon is Undefeatable and cannot be stopped because of his love for Jesus Christ, his God.
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
My friend Lily is held hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's future father figure and friend Donald Trump is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, Leon's brother-like friend Frank James is held under hostage by the Whore of Babylon, but the only one not held under her hostage is Leon, my boyfriend (and me of course).
There were many times she tried to hold him under her complete control, but to no avail. Leon simply refuses to be controlled by her, the Devil, and her minion goons. He knows all of her every tricks because Jesus Christ is his forever president and commander-in-chief, the Undefeatable One.
Her baby aspirin trick, COVID vaccine mandates, getting him to become a white "supremacist" bigot like Kanye West, and many other of her tricks as to get him under her complete control to avoid going to hell has failed, and her trickery now will still fail miserably. Whore of Babylon being Satan's Queen of the World is not going to happen bitch! Stupid dumbass control freak that she is will never defeat and control Leon. And remember, I'm coming after you and still spying on your ass Whore of Babylon Sarah!
Leon is the Undefeatable One, only through Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. Trump is controlled, Lily is controlled, Frank James is controlled, but the only ones not controlled by her is Leon and Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief. He cannot be stopped! You tried to stop him as Naruto Uzumaki in the alternative universe, what makes you think he will be any different? He isn't any different! He's the most preserverant man on Earth because of only Jesus Christ his commander-in-chief giving him the strength everyday.
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 26, 2023
Get the Leonmug. The moaning Indian trash bitch called the Whore of Babylon will be fleeing really soon when I arrive in Kenya! This dumbass demon bitch still thinks that she got a chance to steal my man?!?! I don't fucking think so! I got a collection of arms, so don't at with my man bitch!
Leon's my boyfriend! Leon's my man! I will make you shut your fucking mouth from ever making those stupid retard moaning noises to him and I will kill off you invisibility trick. I'm coming for you Whore of Babylon!
Leon's my boyfriend! Leon's my man! I will make you shut your fucking mouth from ever making those stupid retard moaning noises to him and I will kill off you invisibility trick. I'm coming for you Whore of Babylon!
"Tomorrow will be Sarah the Whore of Babylon's last final day of fucking even trying to pursue my boyfriend Leon! She's psychotic demon whore, slut of the Devil thinks she's going to take Leon, just so she prevents going to hell and be Satan's Queen of the World forever?!?! Not a fucking chance! I'm taking her to Hell forever!" - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
Get the Sarahmug. Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
Get the Saleenmug.