Jesus's definitions

lmgalway

1.) A woman who is extremely dull, boring, and lacks redeemable qualities.

"That girl, what a fucking lmgalway. She needs to get her ugly face out of that Vampire Lestat book and get a makeover."

by Jesus April 28, 2003

krobar

A krobar is not just a typical crowbar. It is often enhanced in appearence in someway. The krobar is orrigianlly from Russia in the late 1950's. The Krobar is often painted black or camo, and is tri-pronged.

I used a Krobar to break into your house and eat your cornpuffs

by Jesus May 5, 2005

higheenas

oragnized group of misunderstood pot smokers ,who go from place to place solving mysteries,traveling though time,and various shcemes to get rich, get laid and steal things as well as out smart various fractions of the "man", fighting against the forces ethics and women's suffarge,often imitated never dupilcated.the members i easlily recognized by their zipper up hoodies, shell toes , and glazed over eyes.

officer O'Maley(irish accent): "Well, well, well, if it isn't the highenns , up to trouble agian I see."

by jesus November 14, 2004

schlossarse

"Castle ass." Referring to Amber Jenkins. Word created by Amber Jenkins.

"Whoa, man! She is such a schlossarse!"

by Jesus April 29, 2004

gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.

Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment

by jesus April 25, 2004

The Matrix

a sert of organize numbers that is mostly used on calculators

look on your calculators

by Jesus November 12, 2003

turkey

an ugly bird traditionally eaten on thanksgiving.

"I like a bit of turkey"

by Jesus April 22, 2003