JessE's definitions

teeth

used when speaking in a sort of code is a must. used to refer to tits, breasts, boobs, mammary glands or whatever else you want to call the sweet sweet mounds of glory on a female's chest.

Hey Jimmy, peep that dame over there she has nice teeth, but don't let ya girl see you.

by Jesse February 13, 2005

fiznat your candrow

fiznat your candrow

to fiznat your candrow is to call your mother.

gangster #1 : yo boy who you be callin'
gangster #2 : I gotta fiznat ma candrow

by jesse November 10, 2004

chimpeach

v., 1. To eliminate an enemy or malefactor, or to rectify a near fatal error or terrible mistake. 2. To remove from high office, through judicial review or public referendum, a dangerous imbecile, odious fraud, or chimpanzee. 3. To reclaim the soul of one's country by reversing or redressing a grievous historical injustice

"After Whitewater, Bush's lies about Iraq give us no choice but to chimpeach the murdering bastard, unless we want the whole goddam world to think that the lives of our sons and daughters are less significant than lying about a blowjob."

by jesse May 18, 2004

Roaches

Claiming your seat when you get up. Similar to fives, but, lasts longer than 5 minutes.

Just say "Roaches" when getting up out of your seat.

Or when you enter a room, and there's a seat available, you ask "Has this been roached?"

by Jesse June 9, 2004

SUP

This word can mean anything.

Generally, it is a shortened version of "What's up?"

However, it can also mean, "I stole your CD player." or a million other things, based on the tone of voice.

Sup...
sup!!
sup.;-
)hahahah

by Jesse August 11, 2003

IRC

IRC, or internet relay chat. Connects aliented intellectuals via a scrolling text based medium, where they lurk in silence.

I'm gonna go try to get some attention on IRC

by Jesse May 13, 2005

twap

Hitting another man in the nuts by whipping ur fingers into it

I twapped Ryan so hard he fell to the ground

by Jesse February 27, 2004