Jess's definitions

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004

urglegurk

A word to say when you are stupidly bored...

*deafening silence*
person: Urglegurk
everyone: LAUGHS

by Jess August 30, 2004

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

Chuck Taylors

A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.

"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"

by Jess April 7, 2005

rip ass

to pass gas from ones ass

eew man somthing smells rank. did you just rip ass!

by jess April 29, 2003

johnnyboy

A man who likes to pretend to be older and hit on other girls. Being online are their favorite pastimes. Another word for johnnyboy would be stevenroyschimdt.

The stupid johnnyboy keeps looking up my skirt!

by Jess February 18, 2005

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003