Jess's definitions

merk (merked)

Established from the nonsense of the infamous Arizona John Merkel

1.) Being late

2.) getting lost

3.) Doing something stupid

John missed the close up bus....shit son he got merked! what a douche.

by Jess May 13, 2005

albertane

The word albertane comes from the latin word alabertanamus which means large and important, just kidding! the word albertane comes from the song "Man from Milwaukee." The song is about an alien from Mars who lives in the capital city of Mars Albertane. See you on Albertane the show i mean.

i come from the planet albertane

by jess May 14, 2004

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

foom

elissa, cool, a nice sound.

fiona apple is coming out with a new album. foom!

by jess October 24, 2004

bloodomen

son of a bitch that likes to do men woman

brett is a bloodomen

by jess July 20, 2004

ya'll

"You all". Used by southeners, rednecks, and hicks.

Ya'll hush up. Ya'll are fixin' to scare off them there deer.

by Jess December 6, 2003

Halford

A person who is flamboyantly gay.

That dude over there in the leather vest and ass chaps is a total Halford.

by Jess September 18, 2003