Jess's definitions

face rape

When a man undresses you with his eyes and makes it very very obvious; when your face has been taken advantage of

Ashley was face-raped when we went to Pizza Hut the other night by one of the pretty monsters who was working there.

by Jess November 18, 2003

Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

by Jess February 24, 2004

Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

UrbanDictionary.com

It is an English slang dictionary like web site important for the non-native English speaking people to understand what the native English speaking meant when swearing or been mean or naughty.

Also it is important for the native English speaking people do understand what is the hell they are talking about!

I did not understand what she meant when she asked me to fudgepack her till I found UrbanDictionary.com

by Jess December 27, 2003

nurr

(interjection)- used to convey disappointment, frustration, or disagreement (a synonym for no).

"Nurr, I wish I'd won..."

"NURR! My computer just froze!"

"Nurr, that's not what happened."

by Jess February 13, 2004

Julian Casablancas

The man with the softest sexiest lips in the world.

He kissed me and I'll never EVER get over it.

by Jess February 10, 2004