Jess's definitions

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006

dubbing

tickle the head of the penis with your toungue

i was dubbing joe
also...joe was dubbed
or would u like me to dub you?

by jess April 3, 2003

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 27, 2003

Talia Derry

Jewish, Camel girl

Middle Eastern Camel

by Jess September 17, 2003

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005