Jess's definitions

Rivers Cuomo

-the lead singer of the band that ended the grundge explosion.
-the coolest nerdy guy in the music industry.
-hes hot.

he's in a band... but still makes time out of his day to play dugeons and dragons (how hot is that??)

by Jess September 13, 2003

Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

by Jess April 17, 2005

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004

Dubs

A term which refers to size 20" wheels.

I put dubs on a mustang.

by jess May 13, 2005

nurr

(interjection)- used to convey disappointment, frustration, or disagreement (a synonym for no).

"Nurr, I wish I'd won..."

"NURR! My computer just froze!"

"Nurr, that's not what happened."

by Jess February 13, 2004

boom boom

having sex

"Ryan, let s go boom boom in your bed".

by Jess June 24, 2003

fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

by jess November 15, 2004