Jess's definitions

innit

originates from Chatham in Kent, used by many, mainly chavs or just lazy people who can't be bothered to say 'isn't it'.
Innit can be used anywhere in a sentence and can be used sarcastically, complementingly or just innit.

'That orange is well juciy innit!'
'good innit'
'What you looking at innit!'
'innit'

by Jess January 19, 2005

girlfriend

A woman/girl/lady who is dating/going out with/going steady with a man/boy/gentleman. A girlfriend should appreiciate and care for her boyfriend and respect him. also treat him how she wishes to be treated.

"she's my girlfriend"
"i have a girlfriend"
"i love my girlfriend"
"she's his/her girlfriend

by Jess November 30, 2004

Absoposilutely

Catch phrase for absolutely, positively.

It's absoposilutely going to happen.

by Jess November 22, 2003

chipz

means sex started by girls in welwyn garden so they could talk bout it round parents/teachers

me and my boyfreind are avin chipz 2nite

i want chipz

by jess November 29, 2004

Canadian Military

Never heard of it, though Canada seems to take credit for the British army in 1812...

An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...

by Jess April 17, 2005

tynan

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004

tynan

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004