Jess's definitions

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006

dubbing

tickle the head of the penis with your toungue

i was dubbing joe
also...joe was dubbed
or would u like me to dub you?

by jess April 3, 2003

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 27, 2003

Russia

Pretty cool country really. Thankfully is going after those terrorist SOB's unlike SOME (cough cough FRANCE cough cough). Powerful country and ally of the U.S.

People from Russia have cool accents.

by Jess February 7, 2005

Boofus

A female who thinks that she is more attractive than she actually is.
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."

Sally has the misconception that she is god's gift to the earth. What a Boofus.

by Jess January 20, 2005

Wezil

An internet alias of Tim, the origin of which he has told me about many times but I cannot entirely remember.

The recent acquiree of a hickey. Used to work at gamestop. Has a cool hat.

Vehemently opposes the use of the word ham.

Wez Nest: OMG I TYPED HAM

by Jess April 25, 2004