Jess's definitions

redneck

A glorious lack of sophistication.

Y'all I live in bamer and my daddy's from jawjuh. Dude no! European on my boot!

by Jess January 15, 2005

the fast and the furious

describes something that is full of speed and excitement

It's not a relaxing driving- it's pretty fast and furious.

by Jess December 21, 2003

fatarm

when you lift your arm up and there is fat jiggling to and fro.
or you are just obese and everything about you is fat, including your arms.

wayne, "dont look now! that lady has some serious fatarm."
jimbo, "damn bro, that lady fat."

by jess October 16, 2004

geekgasm

A fit of intense geekly joy, happens when a geek runs into someone or something exceedingly geeky not seen every day, or when they get uber excited and riled up; When a geek goes into geekstcy, Has a geek-on; What makes a geek go crazy; When a geek has reached his or her geek climax; The equivalent of a sexual orgasm for a geek.

My XBOX is coming, I think I'm going to have a geekgasm!

I made John have a geekgasm by mentioning that Star Wars action figures were onsale.

by Jess October 20, 2003

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

gun control

The idea of taking away our constitutional right to bear arms in the hope that it will reduce violence, when in reality all it does is ensure that know one but the criminals have them.

Face it. Gun control doesn't stop violence. Do you honestly think that criminals would give up their weapons just because a law was passed?

One major basis for the argument of gun control is Columbine. Would it have been better if they had killed the kids by pushing them out of windows or something?

Gun control doesn't stop violence, but encourages people to find new and creative ways to be violent.

by Jess February 15, 2005

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 1, 2004