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by Jess April 11, 2005
Get the shoot a monkey mug.These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.
A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?
by jess April 17, 2005
Get the guido mug.One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.
Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.
by Jess April 17, 2005
Get the Bill Clinton mug.An example of the Canadian military? Well...the closest thing that I can come up with is the mounties, I suppose...
by Jess April 17, 2005
Get the Canadian Military mug.President that is saving your sorry asses, whether you like it or not. He won the election. Deal with it. Life goes on. This country has seen darker days and yet, *somehow* we've survived.
Bush is protecting this country from evil. He is in no way a Nazi, and there is no evidence to support that theory.
by Jess April 17, 2005
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Get the awnold mug.A word madfe up between a MAD TV episode and a drivers ed teacher I had, meaning ohh or awkwardness.
I pooped my pants today, BALOP!
by Jess April 18, 2005
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