Jersey kid's definitions

dirty south

Nickname for the Southeastern U.S states; North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia, Virginia, Texas (Not southeast but still part of the dirty dirty), Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi. Major cities are; Atlanta, Charleston, Houston, Montgomery, Miami, etc.

I from Jurzee but I still love the dirty south. How could you hate cities so great?

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Clean North

Northeast States of U.S; Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire, Conneticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland. Some Major cities are; New York City, Philly, Boston, Newark, D.C and Baltimore.

Kid: I rep the Clean North, NY where you at?!??!

Kid 2: I reside in the Dirty South, ATL ya Feel Meh!??!

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

Beast Coast

East Coast is the Beast Coast. Fuck West may be Best but we Beast at everything and we taken over. With NY, Boston, Newark, Philly, D.C, Baltimore, Charleston, Atlanta, Montgomery, and Miami we are fucking awesome.

West may be best but Beast Coast runs this and we taken over the game.

by Jersey Kid November 22, 2007

hood model

a hot girl living in the hood. She always looks good and has an amazing ass. She never trips and is always the baddest bitch.

Monique is a hood model, she beat a hood rat down, drank 14 shots, and still looks fucking amazing.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

LATIN

Includes; Spanish, Portugese, and Italian. It is not the same as Latino. Latino means people of North, Central, and South America that speak Spanish. Italian is definiley latin because it was the offical language of the Roman empire and where Italian derived from. With big lips, black hair, beautiful tan skin, and bright brown eyes, Latins are among the hottest people.

Mario is Latin because he's Italian.
Esteban is Latin because he's from Spain.
Nuno is from Portugal is he also Latin.
Pablo is Mexican and Costa Rican, he is Latino because he is not from Europe, he speaks a different dilect of Spanish, and he is a mixed race.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

napoleon dynamite

It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

brown eyes

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.

Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007