Definitions by Jerry Kurl

blue football 

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.

Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.

blue football by Jerry Kurl November 15, 2006

WMB's 

White man's blunt. see fourener

Did you get a book of 1.5's? I'm rolling WMB's

WMB's by Jerry Kurl November 9, 2006

holy roint 

(n.) A joint rolled out of a page from the bible. Also known as a holy roller.

Dude get your grandma's bible and lets blaze the holy roint.

holy roint by Jerry Kurl November 9, 2006

Fourener 

(pronounced "foreigner")
(n.) Two or more standard sized joints rolled into one much longer joint. Also known as the white man's blunt.

I haven't smoked all day man I'm rolling up a fourener.

Fourener by Jerry Kurl November 9, 2006

Stiffolis 

(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche

Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.

Stiffolis by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Scroggin' 

(v.) The act of intercourse, often comical, that involves a sexual position that resembles video footage from the Animal Planet. Often orgies that end in disgust or violence are the result of a good scroggin'.

Look at them two bullfrogs scroggin'.

Damn, where's the water hose Ray and Reeta are scroggin' on the keg again.

Scroggin' by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Infesticated 

(adj.) (southern American states) The state of being infested. Occupation of one's life by a disease, lowly group of individuals, parasites, incects, etc.

Ray is infesticated with crabs ever since he started scroggin' that Reeta.

Infesticated by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006