TLC

Tender Lesbian Cooch

That girl has one nice TLC

by Jeremy April 22, 2004

ogeeze

Something said when a mistake has happened.

I'm just going to put this over here and....OGEEZE!

by JEremy February 05, 2004

boof dee doo

progression of time describing a menial task.

We walked, boof dee doo.

by jeremy February 06, 2003

ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

by Jeremy April 07, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006

throw under the bus

You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.

"Dicky George, I can't believe you just threw me under the bus."

by Jeremy October 30, 2002