Jeremy's definitions

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

ogeeze

Something said when a mistake has happened.

I'm just going to put this over here and....OGEEZE!

by JEremy February 5, 2004

San Marcos

Pimpin warm blankets from Mexico.

Hey, vato, bring the San Marcos to the carne asada in Delano mañana.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

asterisk dollar

A generic starbucks.

Asterisk dollar pwnz jo0

by Jeremy July 12, 2004

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

philvia

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

by jeremy January 9, 2005

snoogins

it is a word taht u say which means ok or sweet Example: "word fool" something like this

"hahahahaha hehe..... snoogins"

by Jeremy October 1, 2004