Jeremy's definitions

nytrix

insomniac, restless, lethargic

She is clearly a nytrix.

by Jeremy August 13, 2004

Showgirl'd

When a young innocent female child star becomes a nude actress in big budget films.

Many people expect Hilary Duff and The Olsen Twins to get showgirl'd.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

JJ Disease

This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.

Signs of having this syndrome include:

- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.

- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.

- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.

- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.

- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."

If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.

Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?

by Jeremy January 23, 2005

Frunk

slang term for sex or pussy

Yo, man, I'm hoping to get me some frunk tonight! You hurr?

by Jeremy December 17, 2004

makamecrazy

to make someone really crazy

he makamecrazy!

by Jeremy March 30, 2003

M-1 Garand

U.S. Rifle, Cal. .30 M1
A clip fed, air cooled, shoulder fired, semi-automatic weapon. First adopted in 1936, it served the military until 1957 when it was replaced by the M14.

The soldier was an expert shot with his M1 Garand.

by Jeremy October 23, 2003

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 9, 2004