26 definitions by Jenou

pussywinkle

A person who is homosexual and afraid of everything.

Dude, stop being such a pussywinkle. You're gonna have to skydive eventually, and the ass-pounding thing has got to stop.

by Jenou April 12, 2007

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by Jenou April 13, 2007

asianesque

Anyone/anything asian in nature. Anyone/anything that has an Asian feel, sound, look, or style. Also, someone who is infatuated with asian culture.

This movie is asianesque.
That girl is asianesque.
That anime nerd is asianesque

by Jenou April 15, 2008

razor tits

breasts which are thin and sharp-looking and resemble razor blades.

Damn. that girl had mad razor tits.

D'jou see the razors on that bitch? Hate to be her.

by Jenou May 1, 2007

king's hit

To take the first hit from a bong, usually a gravity bong, where the first hit is most potent.

Dude, I took king's hit off of my buddy's piece and I got so cashed...

by Jenou October 5, 2007