Jennifer's definitions

bladem

substitute word for many things but basic meaning is "oh man, everything is so f@&^ing messed up!"

Can be used as a name or a word for making an exclamation like "Oh BLADEM! I can't believe i got a flat out here" Sometimes paired with Bladem Bah Please meaning things are at the all time low.

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

shmeeda

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

by Jennifer September 11, 2003

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

before

something that is prior to something not after

He waited 30 minutes BEFORE going swimming

by Jennifer September 20, 2003

jammin

dancing real hard

Man that fool was Jammin.

by Jennifer October 3, 2003

noel gallagher

Simply the most talented, charming, attractive man in the history of British rock.

that guy looks like a Noel Gallagher

by Jennifer October 5, 2003

ush

aww man! darnet! dammit!

Your teacher just gave you 3 extra mathe assignments.
your response: "Ush!"

by Jennifer October 8, 2003