Jennifer's definitions

dellaper

an underwater Christmas, in which sharks are the main characters

The sharks celebrated dellaper.

by Jennifer January 10, 2005

Isaac Hanson

Oldest brother of trio band Hanson. Also known for being a bastard, dorky, sexy, all at the same time. Has lazy left eye. Or is that the right one?

Plays guitar; vocals.

Isaac Hanson is fucking hot! But Goddamn, he was a fucking bastard to me tonight, huh?

by Jennifer July 12, 2004

krunk

Getting high on crank and getting drunk.

Do you only have beer? I'd rather get krunked

by Jennifer January 29, 2005

abomidable snowman

only the cutest fuzzy white snow creature in the world! Aww.... he's so cute

"then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say....."

by Jennifer April 20, 2005

ditzy

Ditzy means basically acting really dumb and innocent. Not really knowing what is going on.

Many people say it to like 'ditzy blonde' cuz blondes are ditzy

Or an easier way of putting all this into two words are "Jessica Simpson"

Wow, that blonde is so fuckin ditzy!
Jessica Simpson is the real definition of dizty blonde!

by Jennifer May 15, 2004

shmeeda

same as shmeed just a different way of saying the same word

"I got a little shmeeda if you want to smoke"

by Jennifer September 11, 2003

Disfunk

Destorying a subtance with a bodly function (ie: backwash/saliva, vomit, etc)

"You disfunked my drink."

by Jennifer November 14, 2003