Jennifer's definitions

bert mccracken

Forget humping his leg!!! Shoot, OMG Bert I'd VIOLATE YOU! ::AAhh::I'm gunna go see him AGAIN on the 23rd of September. So hopefully I do get a chance to VIOLATE him. Girls back away... he's mine!!!!!!!!! ::WINK::

I wanna F*** Bert McCracken!

by Jennifer September 12, 2003

ush

aww man! darnet! dammit!

Your teacher just gave you 3 extra mathe assignments.
your response: "Ush!"

by Jennifer October 8, 2003

before

something that is prior to something not after

He waited 30 minutes BEFORE going swimming

by Jennifer September 20, 2003

yousseff

a gay man

your a yousseff

by jennifer January 21, 2004

The Killers

omg only like the best UK band alive! they have awesome songs like, Smile like you Mean it, and Mr. Brightside, but their first 'big' cd came out 2004 it was called "Hot Fuss" and it managed to storm it's way up the charts slowly a year after it's release.

"MR. Brightside, Smile like you meAN it, Jenny was a friend of mine, somebody told me, Andy, your a star"

by Jennifer April 18, 2005

magazine

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.

Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"

by Jennifer June 9, 2004

applebottom

a girl with a big butt; shaped like an apple

That applebottom lookin right.

by Jennifer March 3, 2004